#source: Teddy

[justastarrymess]

Astra Black: “Why is Newt so sad?”

Tina: “He took one of those "Which Auror Are You?" quizzes”

Astra Black: “And...?”

Tina: “He got Theseus.”

[astronnova]

woe, winter sports teddyghost headcanons be upon ye

[reaperlight]

Going to Anne and Dan's wedding. Send help...

[goblinontour]

[remadorasupremacy]

Sirius: when will you and Tonks get married?

remus: probably in a few months-

sirius: I’VE HAD MY WAITING

remus: Oh God-

Sirius: TWELVE YEARS OF IT

Remus: plz stop

Sirius( in dramatic conviction): IN AZKABAN!!!

[incorrecttonks]

Tonks: *get home from the store*

Sirius, very drunk: I’m calling CPS on you.

Tonks: What? Why?

Sirius: *points to Teddy* What kind of a mother leaves her child with a drunken idiot?!

Tonks: I left him here so you’d have a babysitter.

Remus, who was there the whole time: ...

[daily-public-domain]

Day 381: Yarn bears, 2008

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–This image is part of the public domain, meaning you can do anything you want with it! (you could even sell it as a shirt, poster or whatever, no need to credit it!)–

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando Alonso & His Relationship With Cards

I'm sure we're all familar with the cards on the back of Fernando's Vegas GP helmet by now, but did you know his relationship with cards goes a lot deeper?

I. Magic Tricks

You've probably seen or heard someone at least mention Fernando's propensity for card tricks. As far as I can tell he was doing them(publically) as far back as 2003 all the way to as recently as 2018. Even once performing a card trick, with a condom and a teddy bear(!??!?!??!!), in front of Valentino Rossi who said "How was that possible?"(x)

But how did this start? According to James Allen, "Fernando admits to having been heavily influenced by his grandfather, a mercurial figure, who taught him magic and card tricks, still one of his passions away from the race track."(x) And I'm not sure the validity of this one, because I couldn't find an actual source, but apparently he once said: "My parents are responsible for the two things I like doing most - driving and magic tricks. They bought me my first go-kart and a magician's kit."

In several interviews he described it as his hobby off track, and that he loved learning new tricks and surprising others in the garage with them! So clearly cards are pretty important to him both as a hobby but also to who he is as a person since they've been with him just as long as racing has.

II. Card Symbolism in His Helmets

This is the reason I originally made this post, but I thought I should also explain the origins of his card fascination first. As I said, we probably all remember the cards on the back of his helmet in Vegas, but did you know that wasn't the first time he had cards on the back of his helmet?

From 2008-2013, he used to have a pair of cards on the back of his helmets. The symbolisms of the cards themselves as well as the evolution of their design is really fascinating to me! Even more so with the recent development of the card choice in 2023.

Fernando said he wanted to reference his two titles in some way on the back of his helmet and after his friend sent him several ideas, he decided on having two cards(an ace of clubs and an ace of hearts, sometimes pictured with 05 and 06 on them as well), saying: "I picked the cloverleaf [the ace of clubs - Ed] to give me luck, but the only pity is that it doesn't have four leaves!"(X)

2008.

Here's the very first appearance of the cards! They're displayed flat, with the 05 and 06 clearly visible

2009.

Very similar to 2008, but with a slightly different design, and they're maybe a bit more straight with less shadow?

2010.

This is the first major change! I was sad they didn't have the years on them anymore, but then I realized they're sparkly to match with his signature lightning bolts on the top of the helmet!!

2011.

Honestly I'm still somewhat unsure if this is the actual 2011 helmet? It's pretty difficult to find clear photos of the back of helmets from older seasons. It's easiest to find them on replica sites or auction sites so I'm not 100%? But anyways, I like that this has the championship years on the underside of the cards

2012.

This is when I started getting weirdly emotional about the helmets. Do you see how they've progressed from being a centerpoint to being curled up and sad at the bottom of the helmet? Not listing the year anymore??

2013.

Same thoughts as 2012. And after this season, they cease to exist (just like his ferrari chair in the garage, WOAH CALLBACK), until cards make a reeappearance in his Vegas helmet, albeit in a different form

2013 Monaco(Honorable Mention):

For some reason 2013 helmets were easier to find proper pictures of, so I happened to witness this absolute beauty. The creativity of this helmet genuinely blows me away??? Wanting to keep the card motif, but making sure to incorporate it into the rest of the puzzle piece design?? Mwah! There was another special 2013 helmet but they didn't change the cards at all so I really applaud this one

2023 Las Vegas(The Return of The King):

The magnificent return! But look! The cards are different cards! Instead of being two aces, it's now an ace of hearts, a four of hearts(his driver number of course!) and, the, now iconic, representation of himself as a Joker. I literally could not believe my eyes when this helmet was released and I saw the Joker card, what a fucking silly old man....I really wonder if he felt nostalgic having cards on his helmet again or if he didn't think about it all and was just like, "ah cards because Vegas!!!"

III. Why Does This Matter?

*The rest of the post was factual, this is moreso my personal thoughts on the symbolism of the cards/designs

This post spawned from me recently watching the 2010 Bahrain gp and noticing "hey wait a minute...are those CARDS ON THE BACK OF HIS HELMET!?" It's a really tiny detail that's unfortunately covered up by the HANS device pretty much whenever he's wearing the helmet, so it's really difficult to spot! But I became fascinated with the fact that he had cards on his helmet before that recent helmet, and now here we are!

There's something to me about how the design of the cards evolves over the course of six seasons from the cards being front and center to being smaller, more folded up and closer to the bottom of the helmet. As I said, the 2012-2013 ones genuinely made me depressed because it feels, symbolically, like his hopes for getting another Ace are becoming more and more unlikely and falling away until they eventually fall falt and fade away entirely after 2013 and disappear for basically a decade.

But when they return? They're not the same cards! Instead of representing Fernando's championships, they now represent him as a person, displaying his driver number and his persona of being a Joker!! Though I do think it's interesting he happened to keep the Ace of Hearts, even though he talked more about the Ace of Clubs before. I'm not sure it's actually this deep in reality, but I like to think that it's him not letting his championships(and the lack thereof) define him, but rather letting who he is as a person shine and be the centerpoint instead! But on a sadder note, as @suzuki-ecstar said to me, maybe the Aces aren't there anymore because he's lost all hope for a chance at a third Ace entirely :(

[incorrectcanucks]

Rick Tocchet: Why is it that when something happens, it’s always you three?

Conor Garland:

Dakota Joshua:

Teddy Blueger:

[dvar-trek]

i can't get over jack drury mic'd up. he's so "gee whiz, mister!" he's so kid in an old timey movie. he's so "jeepers!"

............okay, i am being informed that this is what's known as "being midwestern"

[knightscanfeeltoo]

When Bridget Found her Favourite Cryptid who is just going to a Convenient Store...

(probably to buy more food for her with her bounty money...)

[rowdyluv]

Arty and Teddy named Latvia’s preliminary Winter Olympics roster!!!

according elliotte friedman all qualifying teams will be releasing the first six players on their preliminary rosters sometime today. (june 16th)

[poteusaloppy]

[reaperlight]

Flash: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand dollars?

Eddie [consulting with Venom]: Well, I'm not slapping Venom and he's more than a friend but we would slap Cletus for free.

Cletus [tearing up]: I'm your best friend?

Venom: Hey, if you slap us back do we get two thousand dollars? We could buy a lot of chocolate with that!

Carnage [purring]: An excellent idea!

Teddy [shaking her head]: Idiots.

Sadie: That's why they pay us to be the brains around here.

Lasher: Poor choice of words but I will not eat you.

Sadie: Appreciate it, Lash.

Frances: Baby, get the money first!

Flash: There is no money. It was purely hypothetical--AND they're attacking each other.

Frances: Don't worry, they're just play-fighting. If they were serious there'd be much more blood and screaming...

Agony: NOT IN OUR LAB!

[incorrect-persona-quotes]

Yosuke: Hi, I'm Teddie's emergency contact. Counter person: You're here to pick him up? Yosuke: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

[samirafee]

#MAJA🐈🐾🌼WISHING YOU A SMILEY, SUNNY DAFFODIL SORT OF DAY💛💛💛

@samirafee